Within Me Without Me

Friday, September 29, 2006

Traveling Flicks

hello loyal "kelli in the mirror flickers!"

my turn to torture everyone!!

here goes:

1. Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K

2. [Sobbing] Please! I have a wife and kids.

-Oh really, well, you're lucky. You be sweet to them, especially your wife.
My husband wasn't sweet to me. Look how I turned out.

3. Don't eat the car! Not the car! Oh, what am I yelling at you for? You're a dog!

4. Remember the prom? You got so thin by then.

-Oh, I know. I was so lucky getting mono. That was like the best diet ever.

5. You don't like raisins?

-Not really.

Why?

-They used to be fat and juicy and now they're twisted. They had their lives
stolen. Well, they taste sweet, but really they're just humiliated grapes. I
can't say I am a big supporter of the raisin council.

Did you see those, those raisins on TV? The ones that sing and dance and stuff?

-They scare me.

Yeah me too

-It's sick. The commercial people they make them sing and dance so people will
eat them.

It's a shame about raisins.

-Cannibals.

6. I want a car, chicks dig the car.

-This is why Superman works alone

7. You require a chaperone. His intentions are obvious.

-I'm alone with you, do I need a chaperone?

We are not courting, Kate. If we were, as a man of honour, I would have informed
you of my intentions in writing

8. We don't need computer weapon to kill moose and squirrel. We've been trying to
kill moose and squirrel for 35 years.

-And we've never even come close.

Exactly

9. What the hell are we doing here, Harry? We gotta get out of this town!

-Oh yeah, and go where? Where are we gonna go?

I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine.
Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm
talking about a little place called Aspen.

-Oh, I don't know, Lloyd. The French are assholes.

10. Now take the Schultzes here. Little Fritzy - that's me, Pige - makes this his
Monday home.

-Monday home?

[German accent] Ach, ja! Mondays is Mama Schultz cooking der Wienner Schnitzel.
Mmm-mmm. Delicious.
[Irish accent] Now, O'Brien's here is where little Mike - sure, that's me again,
Pige - Comes ev'ry Tuesday.

-Ev'ry Tuesday?

Begorra, and that's when they're having their darlin' corned beef. You see,
Pige, when you're foot loose and collar-free, well, you take nothing but the
best.


hope you enjoyed it - come by and say hi sometime....i'll post results tomorrow, and let kelli do the points.

have a great weekend - go astros!!

10 Comments:

  • At 10:25 AM, Blogger Kelli in the Mirror said…

    Can I just say how much I love this game? :)

    1. Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure!!
    2. Seems like it's Holly Hunter talking but I can't remember which movie. Raising Arizona maybe?
    10. Tramp in Lady and the Tramp

    Some of the others are right on the tip of my tongue, darn it. I'll remember as soon as I hit post, I'm sure.

     
  • At 10:39 AM, Blogger Jenn said…

    6. Batman? Robin to Batman?
    9. Dumb and Dumber. Lloyd & Harry.

    Movies with a duo?

     
  • At 10:40 AM, Blogger Laina said…

    2. Thelma and Louise?
    3. Turner and Hooch--Turner, the cop talking to the dog
    6. Batman and Robin, and it's Batman and Robin talking
    8. Rocky and Bullwinkle--Natasha and Boris talking
    9. Dumb and Dumber, Harry and Lloyd

    The category is _______ and ________. :)

     
  • At 11:18 AM, Blogger Kate said…

    Laina totally got the theme.
    1. Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. San Dimas High School Football Rules!!

    2. ?

    3. Turner and Hooch with Tom Hanks and the most disgusting drooling dog ever.

    4. Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion. Mira Sorvino and Lisa Kudrow

    5. So, so familiar!

    6. Also so freaking familiar!

    7. Kate & Leopold with Hugh Jackman and Meg Ryan

    8. Rocky and Bullwinkle

    9. ?

    10. ?

     
  • At 6:49 PM, Blogger k said…

    Well, there may not be many comments, but altogether, you answered all the questions. So just gimme my showup point, as usual :-P

     
  • At 6:52 PM, Blogger dmd said…

    Totally here for the pity point :)

     
  • At 11:26 PM, Blogger Rooney said…

    4. Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion.

    6. Batman and Robin.

    7. Emma?

    9. Dumb and Dumber

    Sidekicks theme?

     
  • At 2:08 PM, Blogger beth said…

    2 is from Thelma and Louise - Gina Davis's character. That's all I got though.

     
  • At 2:08 PM, Blogger beth said…

    Oh look at that ( just read the others' comments). Awesome theme!

     
  • At 6:10 PM, Blogger ksl said…

    I know I'm late and it is Saturday but can I add that 5 is Benny and June with Johnny Dep? I knew a few others but people already guessed them. Great theme!

     

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