Within Me Without Me

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

random things to ponder

Here is a great email i just got.....


#10 Life is sexually transmitted.
#9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die
#8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich.
#7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to
use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
#6 Some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything, but
you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
#5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital
dying of nothing
#4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention
to criticism.
#3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents???
#2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world
is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the
millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't a clue as to
where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.



  • At 3:22 PM, Blogger Jenn said…

    I love #6! That is hilarious.

  • At 8:58 PM, Blogger Kelli in the Mirror said…

    Those are very funny. :)

  • At 7:12 AM, Blogger Loni said…

    That's pretty funny. Thanks for sharing! :)

  • At 10:50 AM, Blogger Carrie said…

    jerry got this too. he said #8 was great, and he's still trying to figure out a way he can have both sex and a sandwich at the same time. since this involves me as well, i've already vetoed his first suggestion, which i will not share with you.

  • At 10:57 AM, Blogger my 2 cents said…

    A great list! I love #'s 9 and 4.
    #7 is so true. And #1 has a good point. These made me laugh

  • At 10:02 AM, Blogger phdatc said…

    GREAT!! Love it.


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