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Tuesday, January 16, 2007

random things to ponder

Here is a great email i just got.....


TEN THINGS TO PONDER FOR 2007

#10 Life is sexually transmitted.
#9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die
#8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich.
#7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to
use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
#6 Some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything, but
you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
#5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital
dying of nothing
#4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention
to criticism.
#3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents???
#2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world
is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007:
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the
millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't a clue as to
where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

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6 Comments:

  • At 3:22 PM, Blogger Jenn said…

    I love #6! That is hilarious.

     
  • At 8:58 PM, Blogger Kelli in the Mirror said…

    Those are very funny. :)

     
  • At 7:12 AM, Blogger Loni said…

    That's pretty funny. Thanks for sharing! :)

     
  • At 10:50 AM, Blogger Carrie said…

    jerry got this too. he said #8 was great, and he's still trying to figure out a way he can have both sex and a sandwich at the same time. since this involves me as well, i've already vetoed his first suggestion, which i will not share with you.

     
  • At 10:57 AM, Blogger my 2 cents said…

    A great list! I love #'s 9 and 4.
    #7 is so true. And #1 has a good point. These made me laugh

     
  • At 10:02 AM, Blogger phdatc said…

    GREAT!! Love it.

     

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