Within Me Without Me

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

drummers drumming?

last day at home with the kiddos before i go back to work tomorrow. ick.

today is 9 ladies dancing day, which, of course, jerry is all worked up about, because he thinks i'll be doing a strip tease. which i won't. nor will i be giving him $180 to go have 9 lap dances. (apparently it's common knowlege that a lap dance is 20 bucks. i didn't know that. i originally said that i wouldn't give him $300 to have 9 lap dances, and he looked at me all cockeyed and said where do you get 300? everyone knows it's $20 a dance. and he doens't even go to strip clubs. except if it's a bachelor party which he hasn't done in years and years. but i digress.)

it's nine lottery tickets, the scratch of kind which are called "9 in a line." so lots of nines, but no dancing. although, if we win something, i'll dance for sure!

so i'm reconsidering the 12 drummers drumming gift. i had an idea, which i'm not going to spill yet, since i'm keeping everyone in suspense, but i am now thinking that it's kindof lame. do y'all have any ideas? my 11 pipers piping is a little lame too, now that i think about it. give me some ideas!!

3 Comments:

  • At 12:05 PM, Blogger Kelli in the Mirror said…

    the book recommended that you hire someone to come serenade him for the pipers piping. i thought that was lame, couldn't think of anything else, and sort of ended up blowing off that day.
    i did an itunes gift card for drummers drumming. music and all that.

     
  • At 7:05 PM, Blogger Ritardo said…

    Hey tell jerry I have some singles for the cheaper stage dances.

     
  • At 7:06 PM, Blogger Ritardo said…

    and quarters for...well...he can tell you...

     

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